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Quote of the Day

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While doing some accounting yesterday for the 2017 tax season (does this make me a nerdish nerd?), I was also putting on my shoulder pads and helmet in preparation for tonight’s battle royal, and reminded of something my father used to love saying: “There are only two certainties in life: death and taxes.”

Much to the chagrin of a young boy who couldn’t give a damn about taxes and knew that, because he was built of a mixture of Inconel, steel, titanium and tungsten, the first part didn’t apply to him, it grew tiring listening to that same rant throughout the years.

Until I first paid taxes. Then had knee surgery. And then had to pay for the ambulance that drove me to the hospital even though my taxes pay for a “universal healthcare system.” (ed. note: Canada also has the distinction of being the only country in the world with a universal healthcare system that does not include coverage of prescription medication.)

But to the Quote of the Day! I was always curious who that famous statement about death and taxes could be attributed to, and now I think I have the answer. The year was 1789 and a real go-getter named Benny F. (aka Benjamin Franklin) was writing a letter when in it he stated:

“Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”

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Quote of the Day

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On the brink of Armageddon 2016, something to think about from Cormac McCarthy’s epic novel, The Road.

“If trouble comes when you least expect it then maybe the thing to do is to always expect it.”

 

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A Love Post to Words

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While I definitely consider myself a logophile, I do detest lexiphanicism. As evidenced by the story <word nerds>, I also love playing Scrabble, but often run into a logastellus or two who will use one of those online cheat programs. That is a hot issue.

On a day when I would like to talk about anything not related to you know what in you know where, I came across something and thought I would add my own two cen…er…two toonies to the mix.

According to Merriam-Webster, their “10 Most Liked Words of the Day” (as voted on by users of The Facebook) are as follows: bathetic (a ludicrous descent from the exalted or lofty to the commonplace), canoodle (to caress amorously), crapulous (gross excess in eating or drinking), flummox (to bewilder or confuse), gumption (resourcefulness; initiative), kismet (fate), numinous (mysterious), sagacious (shrewd),  vamoose (scram) and vicissitude (changes; ups and downs).

Ex) Elder Bum-suk and Junior Young-bum were quite crapulous after a night of noraebang merrymaking, but Elder Bum-suk flummoxed his young friend when he began canoodling him in numinous yet sagacious ways that displayed real gumption; sadly, Bum-suk’s bathetic offensive had Young-bum vamoose for the nearest side street, where he could expel his soju demons in public and ruminate about the vicious vicissitudes he had experienced that evening.

As fun, funny, and funnily as those words are, however, users of The Facebook are missing a bunch of real doozies, notably those that make great showstoppers in Scrabble. These include, but are certainly not limited to, the following how-d’ya-like-‘dem-apples:

aerie, aileron, bezique, caziques, cwm, muzjiks, neonate, syzygy, zemstvos, zymurgy

As for mellifluously euphonious words, Dan Dalton (@wordsbydan) over at BuzzFeed asked readers for help in coming up with his “32 Of The Most Beautiful Words In The English Language.” It’s a great list, so check it out, especially if you’re using an online dating site and need to impress someone with your prodigious lexicon.

Feel free to leave a comment if you have a word(s) to add to any of these lists.

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Quote of the Day

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On the eve of the eve of what pundits and voters alike are calling “the most important U.S. presidential election in a generation/lifetime/ever,” it might be helpful to harken back nearly two centuries and a then-unknown 28-year-old named Abraham Lincoln. The time was January 1838, and Lincoln was giving a speech to the Young Men Lyceum in response, at least in part, to the murder of an abolitionist newspaper editor, Elijah Lovejoy, who was murdered by a pro-slavery mob near Alton, Illinois.

Today, part of what he said he said has been simplified as follows: “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”

However, what Lincoln actually said is the subject of the Quote of the Day and sage words to digest as we all, as a world, wait with bated breath for Tuesday’s election decision.

“Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant to step the ocean and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest, with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years. At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer. If it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us; it cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide.”

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Upcoming Art Exhibit in Hamilton, ON

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I can’t paint to save my life. That is why I write. Let me provide an example. If someone were to say to me, “Hey, Mr. Rick. Draw a nice, Sweet‘n Low picture of you and your girlyfriend doing something fun and splashy!” then this would be, more or less, the final product. More or less.

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Obviously I would do a much better job describing this scene through the written word: “There is a man. He is clean, musculoskeletal, and handsome. There is also a girl. She is testing for electricity in heaven. But, the sun is out. So, they are happily.”

Fortunately, there are better painters (and writers?) in the world than yours truly. One of those gifted young artists is Lukas Mouka, who will be in attendance at Hamilton’s Earls Court Gallery on November 10, 2016 at 7:00 p.m. for the opening reception of a new exhibit, Epic Stories and Tails: Exploring a Journey’s Encounters, which will run until January 7, 2017.

Also in attendance will be Richard Ahnert, Edward Falkenberg, Allen Egan, Chandler Swain, and Mary Philpott.

If you happen to be in or around Steeltown at the time, make sure you drop by and see some of the fantastic works on display.

P.S. The above photo is Lukas Mouka’s Ferris Wheel.

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Quote of the Day

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Call Oscar Wilde what you want – except late for dinner – but never think he was shy about being outspoken or exceptionally talented at his craft.

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”  

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Quote of the Day

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As part of the 2-for-1 George Orwell package that I began earlier with my post on “Perseverance,” the Quote of the Day comes from none other than Mr. Orwell himself and his Magna Carta…err…magnum opus, Ninety Eighty-Four.

For all you cunning linguists out there who speak one or more foreign language, you’ll probably read into this on a deeper level, all too aware of how language can shape our biases – and the other way around – when we step out of the comfort zone of our mother tongue.

“But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.”

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Perseverance

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Necessity, as they say, is the mother of invention, but impending death can be just as powerful a source of inspiration when it comes to creation.

Today, I think it’s fair to say that almost everybody in the West is familiar with some part of George Orwell’s writings, even if it is unconsciously through such thought-provoking shows as Big Brother.

While Orwell is still famous all these decades on for works including Animal Farm, it is undoubtedly Nineteen Eighty-Four that continues to resonate with us more than any of his other stories. Perhaps not surprisingly, especially for those who believe in life mirroring art (and vice versa), the road to completing Orwell’s opus was nothing short of heartbreakingly tragic – and yet somehow uplifting, if for no other reason than the sheer determination he showed in getting down on paper what would quickly become one of the most influential novels of the 20th century.

As Robert McCrum noted in an article for The Guardian titled “The masterpiece that killed George Orwell,” Mr. McCrum “tells the compelling story of Orwell’s torturous stay on the [remote Scottish] island where the author, close to death and beset by creative demons, was engaged in a feverish race to finish the book.”

In a nutshell (stress the nut in this “shell”), Orwell suffered through the misery of living in wartime London in the lead-up to writing Nineteen Eighty-Four, what with the bombings, the rations, and the constant fear of death in some variety. Then his flat was torn asunder by doodlebugs (i.e. his apartment was destroyed by termite-like bugs) just after he and his wife Eileen adopted their only child, Richard. Then, two months before VE Day and the end of the war in Europe, his wife died under anesthesia during a routine operation.

Penniless, suffering from ill health as a result of his chest/lung problems, and heartbroken at the loss of his wife at such a young age, the widower and single parent traveled to the island of Jura, Scotland, where his friend and boss from The Observer owned an estate he said Orwell could use to pen his next novel.

While living and writing on the inhospitable rock (“mountainous, bare and infertile, covered largely by vast areas of blanket fog”), Orwell nearly drowned one day while out with his son, only to develop TB and be mostly bedridden for the rest of his days. No matter how sluggish his days, however, Orwell crept along and finished what initially he called The Last Man in Europe, but later settled on as Ninety Eighty-Four.

As he wrote years earlier in an essay, almost presaging this final dance with his craft:

“Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven by some demon whom one can neither resist or [sic] understand. For all one knows that demon is the same instinct that makes a baby squall for attention. And yet it is also true that one can write nothing readable unless one constantly struggles to efface one’s personality.”

By the end of 1948, when he submitted the manuscript, Orwell’s health was deteriorating quickly. Nonetheless, Ninety Eighty-Four was published on June 8, 1949 to huge acclaim, and people across the English-speaking world awoke that day to the opening line of a novel that has since become timeless: “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.”

Although he remarried in October 1948, any happiness he might have felt was short-lived; Eric Blair (aka George Orwell) died, alone, of a massive haemorrhage on January 21, 1950. And as despondent as his “Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle” passage may seem, it did end on what Mr. McCrum called “that famous Orwellian coda.”

“Good prose is like a window pane.”

Amen.

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The Slow Death of Cursive

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Jeez, I remember when I used to write like that! Sort of…but not really. Actually, my cursive was always more akin to a drunk, blind, mentally frail chicken scratching at a piece of paper with a pen that’s recently exploded all over its pristine claw.

But on the plus side, I can actually read that image above, and as frightening as it sounds to anyone born before December 31, 1999, that is now actually considered a skill.

Do I show my age by bemoaning the lost art of cursive and its gradual disappearance from our schools and the fabric of our everyday lives?

If so, good on me!

Mark Oppenheimer (@markopp1) wrote (though not in cursive) a heartbreaking piece (for sentimental farts like me) in The New Yorker called “The Lost Virtue of Cursive” about one man’s fight to keep the storied craft alive, if only to communicate with his children in a world overrun by the typed word and – if this trend keeps up – emoji and emoticons.

Perhaps this calls for a revolution. We’ll call it #BringBackCursive, but we’ll type it out on a keyboard and ensure it comes complete with a hashtag.

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Quote of the Day

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Aside from all the acclaim (“A glorious whodunnit” and bestseller upon publication), prizes (PEN/Faulkner Award for Fiction), and controversy (it’s been banned at schools in Canada and the U.S.), there’s something else about David Guterson’s Snow Falling on Cedars that I love, and that’s the fact that it took a teacher with a full-time job 10 years of waking up early to complete this novel. Lest we forget, disciplined writing does equal success and hard work does pay off.

Oh, and there’s also its quiet, contemplative prose, as evidenced here.

“The trick was to live here without hating yourself because all around you was hatred. The trick was to refuse to allow your pain to prevent you from living honorably. In Japan…a person learned not to complain or to be distracted by suffering. To persevere was always a reflection of the state of one’s inner life, one’s philosophy, and one’s perspective. It was best to accept old age, death, injustice, hardship – all of these were part of living.”

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