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Quote of the Day

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If you’ve never read anything by the American author David Sedaris, you’re missing out on a vital piece of modern humour and satire. Ever since his first essay was broadcast on NPR in 1992, Sedaris has risen to staggering fame in a literary genre all his own. He has become as well known for his unique writing style as he has for his one-of-a-kind voice when he carries out readings both in public and on the radio.

The below passage from his book Me Talk Pretty One Day may seem a little crass, but in honour of the Year of the Rooster, I present the following quote on perseverance and self-preservation:

Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can’t kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I’m saying?  

Although most of his stories have at least a kernel of genius, for me his funniest story has to be “6 to 8 Black Men,” which you can watch David Sedaris read here on YouTube.

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From the wonderfully creative, humorous and sympathetic mind of Wally Lamb, author of the hugely popular She’s Come Undone, comes Lamb’s second novel, I know this much is true.

A deeply affecting story about dysfunctional families, mental health and domestic abuse, this Quote of the Day neatly sums up the lessons learned in this thoroughly engaging book and almost reminds me of something Robert Fulghum wrote in All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten.

I am not a smart man, particularly, but one day, at long last, I stumbled from the dark woods of my own, and my family’s, and my country’s past, holding in my hands these truths: that love grows from the rich loam of forgiveness; that mongrels make good dogs; that the evidence of God exists in the roundness of things.

This much, at least, I’ve figured  out. I know this much is true.

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solemn: see November 9, 2016

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

Rutger Hauer as replicant Roy Batty, Blade Runner (1982)

 

 

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Quote of the Day

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While doing some accounting yesterday for the 2017 tax season (does this make me a nerdish nerd?), I was also putting on my shoulder pads and helmet in preparation for tonight’s battle royal, and reminded of something my father used to love saying: “There are only two certainties in life: death and taxes.”

Much to the chagrin of a young boy who couldn’t give a damn about taxes and knew that, because he was built of a mixture of Inconel, steel, titanium and tungsten, the first part didn’t apply to him, it grew tiring listening to that same rant throughout the years.

Until I first paid taxes. Then had knee surgery. And then had to pay for the ambulance that drove me to the hospital even though my taxes pay for a “universal healthcare system.” (ed. note: Canada also has the distinction of being the only country in the world with a universal healthcare system that does not include coverage of prescription medication.)

But to the Quote of the Day! I was always curious who that famous statement about death and taxes could be attributed to, and now I think I have the answer. The year was 1789 and a real go-getter named Benny F. (aka Benjamin Franklin) was writing a letter when in it he stated:

“Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”

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Quote of the Day

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On the brink of Armageddon 2016, something to think about from Cormac McCarthy’s epic novel, The Road.

“If trouble comes when you least expect it then maybe the thing to do is to always expect it.”

 

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Quote of the Day

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On the eve of the eve of what pundits and voters alike are calling “the most important U.S. presidential election in a generation/lifetime/ever,” it might be helpful to harken back nearly two centuries and a then-unknown 28-year-old named Abraham Lincoln. The time was January 1838, and Lincoln was giving a speech to the Young Men Lyceum in response, at least in part, to the murder of an abolitionist newspaper editor, Elijah Lovejoy, who was murdered by a pro-slavery mob near Alton, Illinois.

Today, part of what he said he said has been simplified as follows: “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”

However, what Lincoln actually said is the subject of the Quote of the Day and sage words to digest as we all, as a world, wait with bated breath for Tuesday’s election decision.

“Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant to step the ocean and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest, with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years. At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer. If it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us; it cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide.”

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Quote of the Day

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Call Oscar Wilde what you want – except late for dinner – but never think he was shy about being outspoken or exceptionally talented at his craft.

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”  

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As part of the 2-for-1 George Orwell package that I began earlier with my post on “Perseverance,” the Quote of the Day comes from none other than Mr. Orwell himself and his Magna Carta…err…magnum opus, Ninety Eighty-Four.

For all you cunning linguists out there who speak one or more foreign language, you’ll probably read into this on a deeper level, all too aware of how language can shape our biases – and the other way around – when we step out of the comfort zone of our mother tongue.

“But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.”

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Quote of the Day

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Aside from all the acclaim (“A glorious whodunnit” and bestseller upon publication), prizes (PEN/Faulkner Award for Fiction), and controversy (it’s been banned at schools in Canada and the U.S.), there’s something else about David Guterson’s Snow Falling on Cedars that I love, and that’s the fact that it took a teacher with a full-time job 10 years of waking up early to complete this novel. Lest we forget, disciplined writing does equal success and hard work does pay off.

Oh, and there’s also its quiet, contemplative prose, as evidenced here.

“The trick was to live here without hating yourself because all around you was hatred. The trick was to refuse to allow your pain to prevent you from living honorably. In Japan…a person learned not to complain or to be distracted by suffering. To persevere was always a reflection of the state of one’s inner life, one’s philosophy, and one’s perspective. It was best to accept old age, death, injustice, hardship – all of these were part of living.”

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 It’s easy to criticize Hunter S. Thompson today. Bigot, homophobe, drug addict, alcoholic, quintessential shit disturber – the list is endless, really. But in his more or less less-addled moments of writing clarity, he did manage do some interesting things that have survived to this day, the most famous of which is his style of gonzo journalism (think of how Donald Trump speaks at rallies today, a complete lack of objectivity while seamlessly including himself in a first-person narrative to spin ridiculous tales).

However, Hunter S. Thompson could also pen some real diamonds in the rough that would shine through amid the other more harsh, biting and (at times) vulgar observances. One case in point being the quote below.

Before we get to that, though, I do have to say that one of my most enduring reading moments came when digesting Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream for my first time. I read large portions of it while going to and from work every day on the bus, and would consistently break out laughing so hard that tears streamed down my face. I was living in a small Korean city at the time and one of a handful of stick-out-like-a-sore-thumb foreigners there, so I’m sure I left a rosy impression on my fellow passengers (“Hey, do you think all Americans [sic, because obviously all Caucasians are Americans] are bat-shit crazy and cry while reading? Or can they simply not read and ride at the same time? Ha ha ha.”).

Nonetheless, if you haven’t read FALILV, do so. Soon and very soonly…

“History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of ‘history’ it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time—and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.”

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