Philip Roth, the Donald & The Plot Against America

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In a piece from the January 30, 2017 issue of The New Yorker, staff writer Judith Thurman wrote an intriguing article on Philip Roth and the American president entitled “Philip Roth E-mails on Trump.”

The question that Ms. Thurman poses is nothing short of staggering: Did Roth, somehow, through his book The Plot against America, inadvertently augur the rise of Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States?

Since “retiring” from writing (or at least publishing) in 2010 at the age of 77, Mr. Roth has been fairly quiet in the public eye. Yet when asked if his novel “has happened here,” the Titan of Letters responded:

“It is easier to comprehend the election of an imaginary President like Charles Lindbergh than an actual President like Donald Trump. Lindbergh, despite his Nazi sympathies and racist proclivities, was a great aviation hero who had displayed tremendous physical courage and aeronautical genius in crossing the Atlantic in 1927. He had character and he had substance and, along with Henry Ford, was, worldwide, the most famous American of his day. Trump is just a con artist. The relevant book about Trump’s American forebear is Herman Melville’s ‘The Confidence-Man,’ the darkly pessimistic, daringly inventive novel—Melville’s last—that could just as well have been called ‘The Art of the Scam.’ ”

When later asked by e-mail if “this warning” has befallen the United States – and by extension the rest of the world – Mr. Roth wrote:

“My novel wasn’t written as a warning. I was just trying to imagine what it would have been like for a Jewish family like mine, in a Jewish community like Newark, had something even faintly like Nazi anti-Semitism befallen us in 1940, at the end of the most pointedly anti-Semitic decade in world history. I wanted to imagine how we would have fared, which meant I had first to invent an ominous American government that threatened us. As for how Trump threatens us, I would say that, like the anxious and fear-ridden families in my book, what is most terrifying is that he makes any and everything possible, including, of course, the nuclear catastrophe.” 

Gulp.

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Professional Seminar for Freelancers & Writers

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Don’t miss the upcoming “Creating Client Relationships that Rock,” a seminar for freelancers and writers hosted by @PWACToronto on March 27, 2017 at 7 p.m. in downtown Toronto.

Per the Professional Writers Association of Canada’s Toronto Branch’s website:

“If you earn your living as a freelancer, it’s essential to have great client relationships. This event will help you take good care of those all-important relationships and yourself too. Topics include building rapport with new clients and securing repeat work, the elements of a good contract, how to get paid when they’re not paying, and how to fire a bad client.”

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The Evolution of Written Languages

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There’s a Twitter thread called I F***ing love science (@IFLScience), which is spelled a number of ways, as well as a Facebook page, but I think there’s got to be one for I F***ing 💕愛<3 languages (#iFNGluvlangs). I’ll let Mack Flavelle (@MackFlavelle) explain in more detail.

In an amazing, thought-provoking and desperately needed piece on the evolution of written language posted on digitalculturist.com and titled “The Sticky Truth about Modern Written Language: What hieroglyphics, emoji, and stickers have in common,” Mr. Flavelle puts to shame people, including yours truly, who sometimes rail against the “devolution” of written language. For me this has traditionally – but not exclusively – revolved around grossly gross grammar, poor punctuation, excessive emojis, and elusive emoticons. Etcetera. And so on. Period.

As people the world over know well and goodly, I’ve long had a fetish, er, fascination with languages. It was actually the subject of one of my favourite short stories, “The Language of Love,” in which two people, one from Japan and one from Canada, struggle with how to properly express the universal concept of love in each other’s respective language.

However, what Mack Flavelle does in his piece is approach written language from a historic, academic and – yes – linguistic point of view. He opens with this gambit:

“There has been a lot of ink spilled about how stickers and emoji are bringing about the death of modern communication, but that draws an incorrect (and Western-biased, and frankly kind of racist) parallel: that language evolved from a logographic language (hieroglyphics, say) into an alphabetic language (English). In point of fact, English didn’t evolve from a logographic system at all; it’s a cousin, not a child. And Mandarin, whose billion active speakers make it the single most spoken language in the world, uses a syllable-based logographic language system.”

From there, he provides a visual example (who doesn’t love their visuals?) to sink your two full eyes into and then comes back swinging hard, er, not biting his tongue:

“Logographic writing systems are not devolutions from alphabetic systems. It isn’t hard to find articles arguing exactly that point, but it actually shows a deep misunderstanding about the origins of written language (as well as a hefty dose of racism against the Asian languages that still employ logograms). Understanding how and why alphabetic and logographic systems developed requires going back to the beginnings of written language.”

True to his word, Mr. Flavelle starts from hieroglyphics (actually, he goes back even further to cuneiform) and ends up at modern-day stickers (not the scratch ‘n sniff variety), coming to the following conclusion:

“Stickers are not a devolution of language. They aren’t even an evolution. They’re a cultural memory of the way things used to be, made possible by recent advances in technology. For the East, they’re a natural progression; for the West, they’re a millennial old pent-up need that can only now be satisfied.

They’re logography — and they’re sticking around.”

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TPL Book Sale Blowout

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Bibliophiles of the world unite! The Toronto Public Library is having a fire sale on books you won’t want to miss.

The Friends’ Clearance Book Sale will take place at the Toronto Reference Library (789 Yonge St.) from March 16-18. All books are 10-50 cents (cash only)! In the parlance of today’s publishing world, “That’s basically free!”

To learn more about the event, click here

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Kellyanne Conway’s Future Book Reviews?

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Not surprisingly, The New Yorker has managed, once again, to combine literature, politics and humour. Sorry, humor.

Writing for that rag of a magazine that the REAL media uses to wipe their arses with, Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) imagines what book reviews written by Donnie T.’s Counselor to the President – and co-author of What Women Really Want (no joke) – might look like in a piece called “Kellyanne Conway Spins Great Works of Literature.”

Although all of the reviews are literary gold, this one just might be my favourite. Sorry, favorite.

“Moby-Dick”

Time after time, I see the land media refer to Moby Dick as the embodiment of evil, and, frankly, this sort of coverage disappoints me. If they keep this up, partisanship will continue to divide creatures of the sea and creatures of the land. Throughout his campaign, Captain Ahab constantly blamed someone else for his own despair, but sometimes you just have to take a look in the mirror. All the polls said that Moby Dick had no shot against Captain Ahab, but look at what happened. Ahab’s ship was destroyed in a nautical landslide. The land media, the pollsters, the crew aboard the Pequod—they all got it wrong. Now it’s time to let the large whale-beast govern.

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‘Come From Away’ Rocks It!

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Congratulations to the cast and crew of Come From Away, the Canadian-produced musical that hit Broadway last night and knocked it off the runway, according to The New York Times.

If you don’t know anything about the story, keep it that way and go and see it.

For everyone else, on that fateful 11th day of September in 2001, a LOT of planes crossing the Atlantic had to be grounded in mid-flight as part of Operation Yellow Ribbon, so where better to land a schooner-load of ‘dem, experts reasoned, than in Gander, Newfoundland.

When all was said and done, 39 aircraft carrying about 6,600 passengers and crew members, or about half of Gander’s total population, touched down safely in the tiny Newfoundland town, where they then had to rely on the support and generosity of complete strangers (in a FOREIGN country!) until U.S. airspace opened up days later.

Click here to check out the musical’s official website.

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Quote of the Day

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“English should not stoop to embrace the lowest common denominator. Rather, society should step up and grant the language the respect it deserves.”  

Terry Fallis, The Best Laid Plans

Terry Fallis (@TerryFallis) is a good man. He’s also a “gag man,” as they like to say in Korean, and politically savvy. Author of the Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour-winning novel The Best Laid Plans (2007), Mr. Fallis has a vast knowledge of Canadian politics (don’t yawn) and proves that through witty writing and an engaging plotline, even those who run for a seat in our House of Commons can be made…umm…interesting? (Yes, that was a question mark.)

For those who think the plot of The Best Laid Plans is egregiously far-fetched (a Scottish-born engineer running for Parliament with no background in politics and little interest to serve his constituents/country), I urge you to consider the case of Ruth Ellen Brosseau.

In 2011, Ms. Brosseau, who ran as a member of the (well, colour me Orange!) New Democratic Party, won the central Quebec riding of Berthier-Maskinonge in the federal election by nearly 6,000 votes. That’s not the WTF part.

That came when it was discovered that the assistant manager at a university pub who was vacationing in Las Vegas during the election race, never campaigned and barely spoke French.

In any event, The Best Laid Plans is just as entertaining (and informative about la politique canadienne) as Ms. Brosseau’s rise to MP fame. At the same time, it includes some memorable lines, like the one mentioned above, as well as many & much food for thought. 

unfortunately for mr falls (and wile i hole💕ly agree with the quoteoftheday) me thinkz were far to deep into this hole SNS thing to ever go back ~~~ lowest common denominator, you had me @LOL wilst ROTFL….ㅋㅋㅋ…….유_유

For those punners out there who will not give up on the cunning pun-ness of the English language, I leave you with a great haiku I came across on Facebook yesterday:

With a pregnant pause
I calculate periods
Here come contractions

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TorStar’s 2017 Nightingale Award

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In honour of my mom, a former registered nurse, I present to you the 2017 Nightingale Award.

Do you know a nurse (and registered member of the College of Ontario Nurses) who deserves to be singled out for their exceptional care and treatment of a patient(s) over the last year? If so, you have until March 16, 2017 to nominate them for the Toronto Star‘s annual Nightingale Award.

FYI, care from this nurse must have taken place between January 1, 2016 and February 28, 2017. For more information or to nominate a nurse, click here.

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Quote of the Day

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“There is a limit to the amount of misery and disarray you will put up with, for love, just as there is a limit to the amount of mess you can stand around a house. You can’t know the limit beforehand, but you will know when you’ve reached it. I believe this.”

Alice Munro, “Bardon Bus”

Canada’s first Nobel Prize in Literature Laureate, this Quote of the Day comes from the sixth story, “Bardon Bus,” in Ms. Munro’s fifth book, The Moons of Jupiter (1982). Often referred to as the “Master of the Short Story” and the “Chekov of Our Times,” Alice Munro is without doubt a titan in modern literature.

Personally, what’s always struck me about her prose is how clean, simple and poignant it is. Whereas authors like Michael Ondaatje and Irvine Welsh seem to effortlessly turn the English language on its head – and still succeed as novelists that make each unique in their own way – Alice Munro is like a carpenter, electrician and contractor all rolled into one; she can take what at first glance appears to be basic building blocks, and with practiced grace takes a literary hole in the ground only to transform it into a remarkable house, a home that is at once new and glorious, yet vaguely familiar and comfortable.

Sadly, Alice Munro, like her contemporary Philip Roth, announced her “retirement” from writing four years ago. But, just as with Mr. Roth, the rumour mill abounds with speculation that she will pick up her quill and quire once again and we will all be blessed with more literary genius from a literary genius.

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Today’s 5 Trends in the Book Industry

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In a piece titled “5 Surprising Trends in the Book Industry,” @fortesalatifi  over at businessjournalism.org says these are the following five things we need to pay attention to as writers, agents, publicists, editors and publishers:

(1) Return to brick-and-mortar
(2) Rise of self-publishing
(3) Audio book boom
(4) Authors and social media
(5) Apps are up, e-readers down

 

Take a closer look at this piece if you’re in the book business, especially if you are/plan to be a self-published author.

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